Breaking News: Violent Videos Proven Fake

September 2, 2009

After weeks of research into the source of Internet video clips purporting to show vampire violence, the Intolerance Watch has unearthed conclusive evidence of how the clips were manufactured. The newly uncovered amateur clip is very short, but appears to refute the authenticity of a Youtube clip labeled “Couple Murdered by Vampires.” The fraudulent clip purports to show a couple in a car immediately after they’ve been attacked by vampires. But the new video above clearly shows one of the supposed victims moving while pretending to be dead.

“We expect to be able to refute more of these disgusting, underground attacks,” says IW chief investigator Hector Pope. “But unfortunately, Swift Boat tactics have become a fact of life in the Internet age.”