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The American Vampire League is delighted to announce the appointment of Rev. Steve Newlin as the organization’s new spokesperson and public-affairs chief.  In a statement to press, Newlin explained what may seem a surprising change of heart. “As leader of the ruthless anti-vampire terrorist group The Fellowship of the Sun, I have an insider’s view of the hate and bigotry facing vampires today.” He went on to say that  since his turning last year, he has recognized the error of his former bigoted ways and is inspired to spread the truth about vampires: That they are peaceful, law-abiding citizens. “When you see that even a feared zealot can be welcomed into the fold, I think it’s pretty hard to deny that vampires are compassionate and accepting.” Please join us in welcoming Steve to the organization – great things are to come!

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That's bullshit!
We know the truth about you fangers!
We won't LET YOU eat our children for breakfast!
Vampires DO NOT belong with us!

August 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVAMP_KILLER004

The AVL must be destroyed! They don't want coexistence.

August 15, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterShadow

You know, I was a huge fan of Reverend Newlin when he was alive, and I believe that he is just as good a man in death as he was in life. We need to stop this bigotry towards vampires and come to understand that we can all live in harmony. We should stop the hatred against vampires, and focus on the real enemies: homosexuals!
On a personal note – Reverend you are soooo handsome and I would let you drink my blood any time! Come to my bible study sometime! We'd love to have you there!

August 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTrueChristian101

These vamps that are running the street most believe in co-existance with humans others are following in the ways against humans there should be alarms against the vamps and both humans and sups should be worried , but it is not just vamps we should be worried about we should also be looking out against humans I on one hand have been hurt because of my assotiation with another vampire. In my belief we should not trust the American Vampire Leauge or their dumb spoke person it is time to fight because if we don't I fear that there is going to be a great war. From a concerned being of the States of America. Harley Hale

August 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHarley.H

My mama used to say "there's good & bad in everyone, black, white or brindle" so Im gonna apply that advice to this situation, we cant say all vampires are evil and bad based upon the actions of the few bad eggs of their kind, but please Im no idiot, you want us to believe that Newlin is a good peace loving man or rather, vampire?? The Rev. is a fucktarded sociopath, he was a bigoted, closet homosexual hippocrite cunt when he was alive and i bet he's worse off now- power will go to his head- Get ready for war, coz its coming for vampires and humans alike, you gonna get it whether you want it or not. It's time for vampires and humans to draw a line and choose where you're gonna stand, who you stand with and what you're gonna fight for. BTW @ True Christian 101- you should totally shoot yourself in the face and do us all a favour- we would all be better off with 1 less deluded mental deficient who mistakenly claims to be a christian- u need to ask yourself- what would jesus do

August 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRoyRoller85

STOP THE HATE!!! Humans are just as bad as any other vamps,Mutants, Shifters, fairies and any other supernatural HUMANS out there. I do however, agree that Steve Newlin, Russell Edgington and that jackass Bill Compton. are the real bad guys here and should be staked.

August 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

I heard Rev Newlin got a new puppy. I wonder what it looks like?

August 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNoFlanagan

I do believe vamps and humans can Coexist but not if the Reverend is representing them, that is like having hither on German tourism posters.
I think they need a new spokes person, I am sick of seeing him on CNN with his fake smile that barely hides his true nature.
Viva la Vampire! (Except Steve Newlin)

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterdsw1987

Fucking fangers. First they attack Steve, now they're turning a once-friendly face into a mask of terror. Humans, band together, we must not let these MONSTERS keep on taking such precious things away from us.

August 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHumans.Rule

It is troubleling to hear rumours that the VLA actually in lead with the Sangvinistas. To make it clear: The Vampire League of Scandinavia has now funded the building of three new True Blood factories in Norway, Sweden and Denmark to make shure no one will need to drink human blood.

Med hilsen
Den Skandinaviske Vampyrligaen

November 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVls

go to hell

May 5, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBlack wen

Here's hoping that the real Reverend Newlin will be found alive!

June 8, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSara Monster

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